i made sum pancakes
oh my god are you shitting me
(Source: im-electricsympathy)
i don’t wanna go to parties, i just wanna be invited to them
If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
Do the Irish and Australians really swear as much as the stereotype suggests?
what the fuck does the stereotype suggest u prick
i’m 1/2 irish, 1/2 australian and i swear like a mother fucker, so there you go!